Because no one wanted Windows Nein!
He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.
He wasn't a charitable guy
Because they don't do Windows
Because Windows 7 8 9!
Supplies!!!!!!!!!!
Put velcro on the ceiling.
Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended
XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)
Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.