Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.
Define "light bulb".
Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.
Only one but he has to manufacture it first.
Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
Because he had Bach problems
A cairopractor.
Because no one wanted Windows Nein!