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How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny...

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

Lamp Jokes More Lamp Jokes

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.