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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!