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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

What keeps running and doesn't get tired?

A Kenyan child.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.

How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.