What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.