What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

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Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

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Because he had to use the bathroom.

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And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting

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Comcast

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How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!