What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth