What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

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When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

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What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew.

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What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!