Kiwi Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew.

What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??

Hebrew Jokes More Hebrew Jokes

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?