Kiwi Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew.

What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

Hebrew Jokes More Hebrew Jokes

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

How does the Rabbi make his coffee?

Hebrews it

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.