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Kiwi Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

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What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's a Henway?

Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now.

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written: Open here.

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

When is a rabbi dishonest?

July

Hebrew Jokes More Hebrew Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew