Kiwi Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

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What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there! Annabel! Annabel who?

Annabel would be useful on this door!

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

How does the Rabbi make his coffee?

Hebrews it

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Hebrew Jokes More Hebrew Jokes

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

Which US national park is most welcoming to Hebrews?

Yosemite!

New Zealanders Jokes More New Zealanders Jokes

Why do New Zealanders have so many furry conventions?

Because they're kiwis.

What's big, white and f**ks New Zealanders?

Mt. Erebus