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Kiwi Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

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What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

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What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

New Zealanders Jokes More New Zealanders Jokes

Why do New Zealanders have so many furry conventions?

Because they're kiwis.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Hebrew Jokes More Hebrew Jokes

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?!