Kiwi Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

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What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew.

What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

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What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro!

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

Hebrew Jokes More Hebrew Jokes

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

New Zealanders Jokes More New Zealanders Jokes

Why do New Zealanders have so many furry conventions?

Because they're kiwis.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

How did the cavemen in the far east protect themselves?

They Rocked their doors.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle