Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

Whats a caged animal's favorite food?

Zoocchini

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Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

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Ok you 2 dont start anything

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What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.