What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

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What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

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Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

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What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.