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What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

Gold Medal Jokes More Gold Medal Jokes

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being