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What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

Gold Medal Jokes More Gold Medal Jokes

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs