Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

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What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

Who's there! Cannelloni! Cannelloni who?

Cannelloni some money till next week

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What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

About three inches

What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!