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Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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Whats best joke aboot Canada?

I'm Canadian and i was just wondering

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

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Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

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What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.