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Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

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What's the first thing you know?

Old Jed's a millionaire.

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

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Why was 10 traumatized?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

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Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.