This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.
When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party
Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.
Recalculating route.
The business plan.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)
The punch line...
To prove it wasn't chicken. >:
To prove that he was framed!
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org