What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

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What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

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Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

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What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org