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What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

What did the zombie farmer say he wanted?

Grrraaaaiiinnns...

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Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

Conversation

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What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset?

Your sister's hymen.

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org