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What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

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What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

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Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

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Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

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What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.