What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

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Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit?

Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.

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What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

How do you tell jokes?

Repost

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Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

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What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....