What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

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How would it be living in an only men city?

I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while.

Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

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How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

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What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

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Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What's a golfer's favourite games console?

A PS FOUR!