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Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What do Bristol Palin and Iraq have in common?

It's just so hard to pull out.

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

Espionage Jokes More Espionage Jokes

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Provide Jokes More Provide Jokes

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro