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Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

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What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

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What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

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Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

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Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

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Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro