He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"
Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.
Me.
Four guys watching a baseball game.
Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.
He got into treble.
Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
Iran
To prove it wasn't chicken. >:
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
That would be a dead giveaway.
Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
