Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

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How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

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What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

What do you give the guy who has everything?

Penicillin

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

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It was a Regal

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How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

Where did Sadam Hussein keep his CD collection?

In Iraq.

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Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

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Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

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You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.