Espionage Jokes

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Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

Provide Jokes More Provide Jokes

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

Who currently provides your Internet?

He asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Combat Jokes More Combat Jokes

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.