He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
He answered: "Iran"
Iran
Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.
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Because its leaves rustled.
Because they are humerus
An arm and a leg.
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.
Anti-hissss-tamines!
He married his cousin.
To prove they can focus on two things at once.
