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Espionage Jokes

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Combat Jokes More Combat Jokes

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Where did Sadam Hussein keep his CD collection?

In Iraq.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

Provide Jokes More Provide Jokes

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

Who currently provides your Internet?

He asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends?

Because of the.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks