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Combat Jokes

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

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Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Where was Solomon's temple located?

On the side of his head.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What does your Dad sell?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why do hippies like corduroy?

Because the material is so groovy.

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste