Combat Jokes

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

What do you call a sudden breeze at The Masters?

Augusta wind.

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why can you only drown a hipster in a tributary?

Because, it isn't mainstream.

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun?

Armin Van Buren.

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

Espionage Jokes More Espionage Jokes

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

Ptera Don

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What subject are snakes good at school?

Hiss-tory!

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.