Combat Jokes

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How is cat food sold?

Usually purr can!

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What do math and mermaids have in common?

They both have an alge-bra.

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars