Combat Jokes

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

How do you combat espionage?

Umbreonage

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

What do you call a sudden breeze at The Masters?

Augusta wind.

Why do few black people have a PhD?

They have trouble getting past their masters.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why can't Ross &amp Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Dogfight Jokes More Dogfight Jokes

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What do you call a white guy with a gun?

A potential suspect.

What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star