Because she had an interest in the principal.
Because they love digging up the past.
She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement
Because they can't spell "read it".
Elementary
Because its head is so far away from its body.
She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach
Banks
The one with the most branches!
With their bills!
Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan
She was losing interest.
His customers lost interest in him.
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke
A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."
