Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

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He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

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So you always have access to cold hard cash...

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She was losing interest.

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

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A poison pen letter from the principal.

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

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A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."