Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is your face all scratched?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses!

Why are men smarter than women?

They have two heads.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

Who's there! Andrew! Andrew who?

Andrew all her money out of the bank!

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

Sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

Principal Jokes More Principal Jokes

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What's the definition of a school report?

A poison pen letter from the principal.

Schoolteacher Jokes More Schoolteacher Jokes

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."