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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

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Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

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Spit, swallow, gargle.

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Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

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Head over heels.

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Because the head is so high up.

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Small medium at large

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A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

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He needed somebody to cosine.

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

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What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

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He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

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What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.