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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

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Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

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Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

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University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

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Take your combat boot off his head.

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One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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They weren't hiring.

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He was bad at stickup lines.

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He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

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His customers lost interest in him.

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He tried to stirrup some interest!

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.