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How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

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What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

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How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

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Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm