How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

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Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures?

A Sven diagram!