How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

Previous Random Joke Next

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

Buddhist Monk Jokes More Buddhist Monk Jokes

What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

Compare Jokes More Compare Jokes

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!