How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

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Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures?

A Sven diagram!