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What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

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What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything