What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything