What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

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What kind of dog should you get a Spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

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What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

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What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk