What kind of dog should you get a Spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

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How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

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What did the thirsty Spanish pirate say?

I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!

What's the similarity between a Spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

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Where will a springer spaniel never shop?

At a flea market!

What kind of dog should you get a Spanish speaker?

A spaniel.