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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Sofa Jokes More Sofa Jokes

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!