Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

What do cows sit on?

Couches

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How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.