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Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

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Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.