Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

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What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!