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Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.