Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

Sofa Jokes More Sofa Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.