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Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

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Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.