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Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

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Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything