Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!