Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!