How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What is a rapper's favorite Email?

Gmail

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What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

Capital letters.

What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

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What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything.

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.