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How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

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How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.