How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

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How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.