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How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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Why can't you email jokes to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden

How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women?

FeMail.

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What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

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Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.