April Sale - 20% Off

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

Previous Random Joke Next
Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

Email Jokes More Email Jokes

Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

Dalai Lama Jokes More Dalai Lama Jokes

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

Dalai Lama job interview)