How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

How do really posh dogs send messages?

By pedigree-mail.

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What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

Dalai Lama job interview)