Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.