Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

Because Mao is more of a chair man!

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.