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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

What's big, green and cries in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Monastery Jokes More Monastery Jokes

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What is a Queens job?

She Queens and vacuums

Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.