Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag