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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Sofa Jokes More Sofa Jokes

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!