Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.