What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.