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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

What was Camelot?

A place where people parked their camels!

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Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

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What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.

Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated