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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

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Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.