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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Buddha.

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'