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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.