What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.

What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.