What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.