Cardboard Box Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

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What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

How is a man like a snowstorm?

You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Dead Person Jokes More Dead Person Jokes

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.