Cardboard Box Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.

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Netherland Jokes More Netherland Jokes

Why don't the Dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

Homeless People Jokes More Homeless People Jokes

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.