Cardboard Box Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

Becau

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

Why was the homeless man's body cremated?

Because he urned it

Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

Dead Person Jokes More Dead Person Jokes

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.