I'm in light urn.'
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A homeless epileptic.
Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.
Body centered cubic
He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.
A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.
ON AN OPPORTUNITY
Cancer.
I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.
Kim Jong Un.
But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!
Because n always has to be the center of attention.
A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.
Like a glove.
Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good
You punch her
One
It's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.
It was sold to the highest Buddha.
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
Careful, you might be getting screwed.
