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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.