He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.
Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?
Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.
Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.
Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?
Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
I'm in light urn.'
Hmm No risk do both.
He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.
Remains to be seen.
Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
A couple of weeks
