Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Previous Random Joke Next
Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood