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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Who's there! Bossy! Bossy who?

Bossy just fired me!

What did he say?

Me: "You're fired".

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.

Why was the homeless man's body cremated?

Because he urned it

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

How will it work?

Remains to be seen.

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.