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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs

How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.