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Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

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Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]