Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.