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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love

3 Week Jokes More 3 Week Jokes

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Nope Jokes More Nope Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

3 Week Later Jokes More 3 Week Later Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.