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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!

Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she'll Let It Go.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's long and stylish and full of cats?

The Easter Purrade!

Where do cats write down notes?

Scratch Paper!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

3 Week Jokes More 3 Week Jokes

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

Nope Jokes More Nope Jokes

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

What's ur name?

Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is

3 Week Later Jokes More 3 Week Later Jokes

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"