Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

3 Week Jokes More 3 Week Jokes

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

Nope Jokes More Nope Jokes

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

What's ur name?

Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is

3 Week Later Jokes More 3 Week Later Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.