Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander?

It's too little to be out alone.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

When there's white-out all over the screen

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

What's long and stylish and full of cats?

The Easter Purrade!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did everyone love the mushroom at the party?

He was a fungi.

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

3 Week Jokes More 3 Week Jokes

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Nope Jokes More Nope Jokes

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

3 Week Later Jokes More 3 Week Later Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.