Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

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How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

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Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth