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Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

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How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

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What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.