Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

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How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

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What is the Rebel Alliance's least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

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What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.