What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

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How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

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What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

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What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

What's the most annoying thing someone can say?

Nevermind.