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What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

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What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

Who's there! Billy Bragg! Billy Bragg who?

Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it!

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What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend

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What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

Nevermind Jokes More Nevermind Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What's the most annoying thing someone can say?

Nevermind.