What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

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Why are Eskimos always alone?

Because they like being ice-olated

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

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How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...

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How do you spell wrong?

R o n g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What's the most annoying thing someone can say?

Nevermind.

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway