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What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

Moostard

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!

What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

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What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

Sin or cosine

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

Nevermind Jokes More Nevermind Jokes

What's the most annoying thing someone can say?

Nevermind.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*