What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

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What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

What has long ears hops and likes websurfing?

The e-aster bunny.

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

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What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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What's the most annoying thing someone can say?

Nevermind.

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.