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What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common?

Both have had to adjust for inflation.

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Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..

What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys?

A PDFile

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What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

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What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin?

Jello-us

What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

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How do you spell wrong?

R o n g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

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What's the most annoying thing someone can say?

Nevermind.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*