What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common?

Both have had to adjust for inflation.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

Why do I like sweet potatoes?

Cuz they're yammy!!!

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Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What do call an old man that asks questions?

Pop Quiz

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What's the most annoying thing someone can say?

Nevermind.

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway