What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

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What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.