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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

How can you tell who the head doctor is?

They're the one with the dirtiest knees

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Where did the girl go when the bomb exploded?

Everywhere.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why was the baby ant so confused?

Because all of his uncles were ants!

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What would Jesus do?

Is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.