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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call an unambiguous body of water?

The Specific Ocean

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

What is a wock?

Something you throw a wabbits.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

What did the boys do ToGetHer?

Roam And Tick things..

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...