How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How did The Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

When a boy falls, what does he fall against?

His will

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.