How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

How can you tell which is the head nurse?

The one with the dirty knees.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Lily!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant