How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls... Hang out in odd numbers?

Because they can't even!

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Why do ants rarely, if ever, get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.