How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

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How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

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What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him