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How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

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What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

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Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

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How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.