How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

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How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au

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How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

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How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.