How do you know if somebody graduated f...

How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

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How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?