How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

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Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

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How do you tell when somebodies a vegan?

You don't, they will tell you.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.