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How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings?

A Freudian Sleep.

Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.