How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call a homeless Italian man?

Giovanni Change

What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel?

That's a moray!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.