How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

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What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast?

Serie-a*l

What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel?

That's a moray!

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When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me