How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy