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How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Who's there! Baron! Baron who?

Baron mind who you're talking to!

What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

So he could look like his mama.

How you compliment an Italian cheese maker?

Gouda worka

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.