How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt?

Marco's polo

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.