How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

So he could look like his mama.

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber