How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

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How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?

It has a blue light!

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe?

X-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)

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What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

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How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.