How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it.

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

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How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

Microwave

Who's there! Cereal! Cereal who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you!

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How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

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How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.