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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

Where do birds meet for coffee?

In a nest-cafe!

Harvard Jokes More Harvard Jokes

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

Harvard Graduate Jokes More Harvard Graduate Jokes

How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.