How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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AAA

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him