How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

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What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

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What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him