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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

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How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

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How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.