How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

Microwave

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What happens when you microwave a DVD?

You get a VHS tape.

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

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I'll meet you at the corner!

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In a nest-cafe!