How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

Microwave

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Why can't you surf on microwaves?

Because they're too small.

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

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Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.