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How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

Microwave

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Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

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What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.