How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

Microwave

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What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

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Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!