Who is king of all the mice?

Mouse Tse Tung!

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What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bud. Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

When your a mouse!