Who is king of all the mice?

Mouse Tse Tung!

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Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

What do mice do when they're at home?

Mousework!