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Who is king of all the mice?

Mouse Tse Tung!

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What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.