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Who is king of all the mice?

Mouse Tse Tung!

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What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

When your a mouse!

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.