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Who is king of all the mice?

Mouse Tse Tung!

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Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

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What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield!

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.