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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

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How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.