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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

King Jokes More King Jokes

Who's there! Bud! Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Big Bed Jokes More Big Bed Jokes

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Lannister Jokes More Lannister Jokes

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.