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How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.

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Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

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What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know