How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

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How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo