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How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

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How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

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How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

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What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.