How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller?

To get to the other side!

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

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How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

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What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

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Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game?

First person shooter.