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How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

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What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

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Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie