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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

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What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

Sorry this is only a four star hotel.

Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

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How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

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How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe