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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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He Ran Solo...

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe