What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

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How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

TL;DR

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

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How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.