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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

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What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.