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What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

Opinion Jokes More Opinion Jokes

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

Wiz Khalifa Jokes More Wiz Khalifa Jokes

Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.