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What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.

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What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

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Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

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Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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They all dress like Dobby.

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Opinions!

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I find it a tad one-sided.

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Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.