The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.
Close the door! I'm dressing!
Dress her up as a choir boy!
A Ghost Pepper.
Attire.
A metronome!
Lettuce alone without dressing.
He didn't want no scrubs
Because they can dress foreless.
They all dress like Dobby.
It saw the salad dressing
Santa Claws
Chapped lips
So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
As John Cena because you can't see them.
A gender bender Bender fender bender.
Formaldehyde
A transition metal.
Lettuce alone, without dressing...
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.
So the dishwasher matches the washing machine
The brides are already dressed in white.
Metro gnomes
A Star-Spangled Banner.
Don't look. I'm dressing.
Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.
I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.
She was all dressed up with no place to go!
Because it's still dressing.
The Speaker of the House
Because he saw the salad dressing
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
Because it saw the salad dressing
Over-dressed!
A-tyre
A tire.
Dresses up as an altar boy
A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.
EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!
A tire
This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat.
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
A tyre (attire)
Clothes-minded.
Me: Ice cream
DruPal
They could be stalking you!
Because they can't dress themselves.
A damson in this dress.
The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!
The dress
They could get chapped lips!
So the dishwasher matches the stove.
Attire
Because they dress in lairs.
Android-gynous
Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
I'll be Bach
Queen Kong.
Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*
A confashion.
The dress is white and gold
Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
X-post from r/bicycling Attire
The NBA
Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.
They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.
They are two tired
They're not infallible
A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.
A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.
Just-ice
You never forget
Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.
He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."
Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.
Because we told them to.
