What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

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What's an accordion good for?

Learning how to fold a map.

How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".