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What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects