What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call an epic space opera set during the Russian Revolution?

Tsar Wars

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

What did the Asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade?

Bangladesh

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.