What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who's there! Census! Census who?

Census presents for Christmas!

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

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What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes