What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks