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What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

What do you call a three-footed aardvark?

A yardvark!

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes