What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.