What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

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Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

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What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

What does a Gorilla attorney study?

The Law of the jungle!

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Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.