What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

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What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

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What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

What do you call a midget psychic running from the law?

A small medium at large.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer