What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

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Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s?

The "I've got this Covered" Waggon

Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.