What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

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What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

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What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer