What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

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Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s?

The "I've got this Covered" Waggon

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

Dam!

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects