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What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

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What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

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What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

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What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

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What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.