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What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

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Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

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What do you call a midget psychic running from the law?

A small medium at large.

Why must judges learn to spell well?

They must follow the letter of the law.

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Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.