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What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

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What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.