Benedict Jokes

What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

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Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

What do you call a tavern that only serves non-alcoholic drinks?

A pro-teen bar

Joe Jokes More Joe Jokes

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

Chrome Jokes More Chrome Jokes

What is Nux's favorite browser?

Chrome.

What's a Warboy's from Mad Max's favourite web browser?

Chrome

Ex Benedict Jokes More Ex Benedict Jokes

What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

How do you spell "SHOP"?

Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light

Resign Jokes More Resign Jokes

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.