Benedict Jokes

What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What do you call someone who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

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When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

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I think therefore I Amazon

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict