Benedict Jokes

What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What do you call someone who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

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Traitor Joe's

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

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Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

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I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.