Benedict Jokes

What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What do you call someone who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

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His customers lost interest in him.

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What do you call someone who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

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What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

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The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

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