Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

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How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.