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Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Detroit Jokes More Detroit Jokes

Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."

What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.