Ruin Jokes

What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

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How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

How do you ruin a good joke?

By posting it over and over on the same subreddit

Why was the archeologist sad?

His career was in ruins.

What if Stonehenge was made to satirize the achievements of mankind?

It'd be a ruined joke.

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.

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Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins

What's an archaeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

What is an archaeologist?

Someone who's career is in ruins!

How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Why was Lara Croft sad?

Because her career was in ruins

What's an archeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the best month for dating?

Sep-tinder!

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

Gluten Jokes More Gluten Jokes

How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall