RIP post
By reposting it every week!
Because his career was in ruins
By posting it over and over on the same subreddit
His career was in ruins.
It'd be a ruined joke.
Because his career is in ruins.
By saying Alderaan things.
Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
One whose career is in ruins.
Someone whose career is in ruins.
Well, this was a waste of Thyme.
SNOE
One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.
Someone who's career is in ruins!
Misspell the paunch line.
George Lucas.
Because her career was in ruins
OC He looked inside Santa's sack.
Running into one could really ruin your day.
I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to
Detroit
One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.
Because you only get out what you pudding.
Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window
Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office.
Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue
Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.
Wonton-amo Bay
China probably can pop corn in one minute.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
I came, I upvoted, I reposted.
A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.
Because open balls are in his neighborhood
It's been feeling drained
It had a terminal illness.
