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What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

What's an archeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

Meth Jokes More Meth Jokes

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.