One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.
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How much their husbands make
She asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."
When life's getting a little ruff...
By reposting it every week!
By posting it over and over on the same subreddit
Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u
They were never comfortable with integration.
A centipede on meth.
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