What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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What's the difference between a cult and a religion?

About a couple thousand years.

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

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How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

Where have you been my whole life?

I said "SOBER"

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How do you ruin a good joke?

By posting it over and over on the same subreddit

What's does a black man have in common with a tornado?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood

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What do you call math that gives you PTSD?

Triggernometry

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Meth Jokes More Meth Jokes

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.