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What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

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What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

Yesallwomen

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

Meth Jokes More Meth Jokes

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.