What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

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Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

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Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

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Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

What kind of ant is good at maths?

An accountant!

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What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.