Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

How does good king Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp, and even.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What is Gucci Mane's favorite kind of cheese?

Gruyauuuurrrrrrrrrr

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why was Lara Croft sad?

Because her career was in ruins