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Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.