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What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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What cheese is not yours?

Not your cheese....

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

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What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE