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What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

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What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho?

I'm Nacho Daddy.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!