What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

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What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!